Stalkerazzi

So like, okay, I don't mean to be all, "creepy guy staring from his bedroom window," but that's exactly what this is. My neighbor is so freaking hot. He lives in the building next to mine so I see him coming up the stairs to his place all the time. Oh and if I'm in the kitchen, like at the kitchen sink, he's pretty much directly across from me (I'm sure he's seen me washing the dishes with my yellow dish washing gloves on, UGH!). Anyway, he's got this cute lean body, kinda like a surfer or swimmer's body, he's all tan and his face is CUTE. I don't know if he's Latino or what, but he's hot! The only thing I don't like about him is HIS GIRLFRIEND. She is blah. I know I'm probably hating on her because I'm jealous, but that's fine with me. I've been thinking about saying hi to them (him) when I'm in the kitchen because we "see" each other all the time, but I always feel awkward. I'd like to know what his name is though. Right now he's just "Hot Neighbor Guy With Blah Girlfriend." Alright, I'm gonna stop here before I creep MYSELF out. Byee!